what you want? Have it.

Since the beginning of September I have been awaiting for a momentous occasion; the day the shop sells ice lollies/creams for 50% of the regular price. It's an important day, and when the day arrives, by golly it's time to cash in my friend. Out of the choice of anything but Magnums I choose strawberry tropical Calippo (it looks like the one over there) Here's what happened:

So I was eating the lolly, yeah. As you know over time the whole thing melts and a larger bit becomes liquid. Oh fuck there's a hole in the tube! Nuts! as time passes there's an increased the rate of liquid pouring all onto my desk, and all over the carpet. In order to minimise the mess made to floor/desk I decided to increase rate of consumption. The increased rate of consumption caused me to INHALE (literally) the juice of ice lolly. And my nose and throat chucked out remnants of ice lolly juice sporadically for the next half an hour. In addition to weird flavour snot I started choking on the liquid too. While choking i was mildly distracted, once the impending threat of death subsided, I realised I had been afflicted by another issue of eating ice lolly too fast. BRAIN FREEZE. Fuck the paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. I then ran to the washroom, chucking away the remnants of calippo ( :-( ) and I had to wash my hands of sticky liquid. Then I had to wait for the hand dryer because another man was using it.

The important thing though is this: I only paid forty pence for the privilige.

I win, right?

C