Retrospective Wit.

Want to impress the girl of your dreams? well you CAN NOW!!!

try new RETROSPECTIVE WIT!

who needs to be charming and amazing in conversation, when all you have to do is go home mope about a bit

and replay the conversation in your head and change any reply to something that is appropriate with twenty minutes of thought attached to it.

it's AMAZING!

[of course this will impress the girl of your dream because you will be having the conversation as a concoction of your own MIND]