egotrippingatthegateofhell

"Welcome” said the devil.

"Where are my white sheets" said iDiva

We don’t do white here, only blue. Or a dash of red.

But I need white. White white white. Someones gonna get fired for this.

Someones gonna get fired all right.

Wha.. whatever I’m not going in there, not without my white sheets, it’ll fuck up my aura

Fuck up your aura? That’s cute.

Cute, whaddaya mean cute?

Nevermind. Look I’m not here do debate with you. Frankly I don’t actually realize why the fuck I’m even having these words with you. It is strange.

Strange?

Well let me put it this way. When I said, “welcome”, that’s as far as everybody ever gets.

Gets where?

Why don’t I show you… J