Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Psymon

Good evening all and welcome to the Psymon Smythe show. I’m feeling a wave of energy tonight from the other side and I’m sure we can reconnect some of you here tonight, with your loved ones.
Here’s what I’m sensing first...has anyone received recently something extremely important, or valuable or purely holds great sentiment to someone who has left us recently?
Yes madam, what did you receive?
“A pair of slippers, they were indeed extremely important to the person who passed away”
A pair of slippers? Hmm, did they belong to a female relative?
“A female yes, but not a relative”
Ah, a family friend, did she ever come to your home? Was she at your home, often?
“Uh, I guess so; she was at my house, when she passed on, but she had never been to my home as far as I’m aware”
Did she live far away, possibly North, West, East..Yes EAST from you, was her name EAST? EASTMAN, Perhaps?
“No, she lived in the east, and I guess her name, and she was at my house, as far as I’m aware, once, and died”
But she left you her shoes?
“left, is a word you could use”
These were special shoes, special to the person who owned them ? I’m getting a feeling that other people also interested in these special shoes. There was animosity and ill feeling from family and friends when these shoes were left to you.
“heh, yeah that’s true, how did...”
It was her family, a sister perhaps?
“Umm... yeah...how..”
The sister’s reaction was aggressive, possibly involving threats of...
“Wow, the sister really went after me, sending some monkeys and shit after me”
The sister made physical threats, using ... thugs?
“no actual flying monkeys”
I’m getting a message from the other side.
- my sister was a spiteful cow-and broke my ...
“heh, you’re just telling me what you think I want to hear, FYI, that’s not how it was”
- ...but those slippers still belonged to my sister.
“Ha, yeah, nice save, prick, I robbed them shoes off some chick I killed with my house”
Yes the picture is becoming clearer
“no shit, I’m telling you what’s what-I’m not too fussed about miss East, cause she was an oppressive dictator, and I needed them pumps to get back home which, you might have figured out, was not exactly where my house was at the time, ”
Okay can we have... what’s your name?...
“Dotty”
Yeah can we have Dotty removed please? Thanks... bye luv, TTFN. Okay chaps let’s do that again.
Good evening all and welcome to the Psymon Smythe show. I’m feeling a wave of energy tonight...

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