Ronnie!

hello, my name is Ronnie, i am a marketing executive for a very large organisation potentially in contact with billions of people every day.

- Ronnie is attending a support group after losing his way a bit, he feels his role is less important now, and just wants to tell someone how he feels.

time was i used to send messages across thousands of people, led armies of warriors to destroy evil kings, orchestrated wars between warring families, fed hundreds and hundreds of people using the most minor ingredients. one time i managed to save a bunch of people who were being chased by the king of a nation by using some funky irrigation method. point is i used to be a big shot, pulling off extravagant marketing maneuvers, and people accepted what i had to say, times were great. one thing i was particularly proud of was creating a bunch of slogans, which when i hear them today make me smile.

nowadays things are much less impressive. I'm resorting to small scale viral marketing campaigns, and hope they catch the media's attention. for example i recently rejigged this mans toaster to show my calling card, world wide phenomena. another time i stayed up all night delicately adjusting the internals of a watermelon, this only made it to local press and was partially disappointing

i guess my annoyance and disappointment comes from the distinct downsizing of the operations i carry out, things used to be way way grander back in the day, i dunno maybe I'm being too picky, anyway thanks for listening :)