Liar and Thief.

I took something that wasn’t mine.

You’re a good thief.

Why do you say that

Because you reveal your secrets

Wait.

No.

I think you’re lying.

I tell the truth sometimes.

Is now one of those times?
Yes.

Excellent.

What did you steal?
A thing.

A thing?

It might not actually be a thing. Like a real thing I mean.
Like a metaphorical thing?

Yeah I stole a thing which wasn’t actually a thing.

You took it and it wasn’t yours

You care?

No.

Well fuck off then.